18 FUNNIEST EXPRESSIONS IN COLOMBIAN SPANISH

(AND HOW TO USE THEM) Wanto to meet this beautiful Colombian? Join us here! and send her a message!     1. Colombians don’t “joke around”…they “give a blowjob to a rooster.” (Están mamando gallo) 2. If Colombians are angry, they don’t merely “leave”…they “open themselves.” (Se abrió) 3. A Colombian doesn’t ask you what you want to do…he asks you, “how is the peanut?” (¿Cómo es el maní?) 4. A Colombian doesn’t “hook up” with...